The Destroyer, The Killer, The biggest Motherfucker in the "Tenniszirkus" - No1e Novak Djokovic
" Novak is way too good, he destroys me everytime on the court, even if i try my best, he is just better than me, he is my King, my Hero, i wish i could be like him " - Roger Pederer
" He is like Che Guevara and Pablo Escobar, he doesn't give a fuck and destroys everyone, including me, no? In the end of the day, he is the biggest motherfucker in the circus of our Sport, i know that because he raped me in Doha, no? Well, i tried my best" - Versagael Glatzdal
" I hate him, he is such an ugly ass faggot, i wish he would be alone one day in scotland, he would be gone as fast as I eat my Haggis..... in fact I need a drink, i want to be like him *cry* - Andrew Cryray
Karlovic-Murray 0-3 Kyrgios-Gasquet 3-1 Raonic+Drawgenerator vs. Martin [LL] 3-0 Chardy-Wawrinka 1-3 Pusher I [FRA] vs. Pusher II [SRB] 3-1 Nishikori vs. Fernando "Beste Vorhand was gibt" GOATdasco 3-1 Pissner-Gabashvili 1-3 Fat Sock vs. Albert GOATmos-GOATnolas 2-3
18, 308, 8 -> Novak Dopingvic: Bester Spieler aller Zeiten durch den besten Trainer aller Zeiten. ------ Old and Busted: Federer gewinnt alles, zerfickt jeden. New Hotness: Dopingvic holt alle Rekorde, wird zum besten Tennisspieler aller Zeiten.
------ Julietta von Görges for Weltpräsidentin! ------ Sascha Zverev: "I was born with a tennis racket in my hands." ------ Novak Dopingvic: "Kosovo is Kosovo."